Archive for June, 2009

Bad News (English Joke)


Bad News

 

A man has been feeling sick for quite some time and finally decided to see a doctor. The doctor came out and told the patient that he has some bad news to share. “You are going to die,” he said.

 

“When will I die?” the patient asked.

 

“Ten,” the doctor replied.

 

The patient, wondering, asked, “Ten what? Years, months, days …? Tell

me doc, I gotta know.”

 

“Nine,” the doctor said.

Bad News (English Joke)

12 Ways to Know That You Love Someone

12 Ways to Know That You Love Someone

TWELVE:

You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her.

ELEVEN:

You walk really slowly when you are with him/her.

TEN:

You don’t feel Ok when he/she is far away.

NINE:

You smile when you hear his/her voice.

EIGHT:

When you look at him/her, you do not see other people around you. You see only him/her.

SIX:

He/She is everything you want to think.

FIVE:

You realise that you smile every time you look at him/her.

FOUR:

You would do anything to see him/her.

THREE:

While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time.

TWO:

You’ve been so busy thinking of that person that you didn’t notice that number 7 is missing.

ONE:

You are going to check above if that’s true and now you are silently laughing to yourself.

NOW MAKE A WISH! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT THE MOST…….

12 Ways to Know That You Love Someone

RIP – Michael Jackson

Open quote I can’t stop crying over the sad news. I’ve always admired Michael Jackson — the world has lost one of its greats, but his music will live on forever Close quote

MADONNA, reacting to the death of Michael Jackson

RIP – Michael Jackson
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