Bad News

A man has been feeling sick for quite some time and finally decided to see a doctor. The doctor came out and told the patient that he has some bad news to share. “You are going to die,” he said.

“When will I die?” the patient asked.

“Ten,” the doctor replied.

The patient, wondering, asked, “Ten what? Years, months, days …? Tell

me doc, I gotta know.”

“Nine,” the doctor said.