Chilly Questions & Answers
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
Waiter: Would you like your black coffee?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
Manager: Sorry, but I can’t give u a job. I don’t need much help.
Job Applicant: That’s all right. In fact I’m just the right person in this case. You see, I won’t be of much help anyway!!
Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sport car around it.
Diner: You’ll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don’t expect to walk there, do you?
Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!
(Source: fun_and_fun_only@yahoogroups.com)
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