I have found it from Jokes2U.com and reaaaally love these sentences. Hope you like them

Every woman wants a husband who is handsome, understanding, rich, and
loving. But the law allows only one husband.

One woman’s hobby is another woman’s hubby.

The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices
of new car.

It’s what people don’t know about each other that makes them such good
friends.

If you can’t get a lawyer who knows the law, get one who knows the
judge.

A man owes his success to his first wife and he owes his second wife to
his success.

Love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats
me like toxic waste.

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

When a woman steals your Husband, there is no better revenge than to
let her keep him.

Marriage is like a cage; those outside are desperate to get in, and
those inside are desperate to get out.

Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry
someone that you cannot live without.