A panicked passenger in the Titanic:

Passenger: Captain, How far is the way to the nearest land?

Captain: Two and a half Miles.

Passenger: In which direction?

Captain: Towards bottom!

Source : Jokes2U.com

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A panicked passenger in the Titanic (joke)

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