life was much easier when Apple and BlackBerry were just fruits.

The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I love you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn’t love you, then why did I marry you?

Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I’m home!
After 6 months: I’m BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?

Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it’s for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??

New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I’m going to watch PIRATES play, if you’re not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

Making Love:
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Let’s make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I’m suffocating here!!!!

Taylor

Body: This woman was in the hospital and her doctor said,

“Congratulations this is your 10th baby! What are you going to name it?”

The lady responded “Taylor”

“Taylor? But you named your last nine kids Taylor”

“well” the lady said,”If I tell Taylor to clean their room all of them

do it!”

“But what if you want just one?” Ask the doctor inquisitively. “Then I

call them by their last name!!!”