Old Friends [English Jokes]

Mary and Jane are old friends. They have both been married to their
husbands for a long time; Mary is upset because she thinks her husband
doesn’t find her attractive anymore.

“As I get older he doesn’t bother to look at me!” Mary cries.

“I’m so sorry for you, as I get older my husband says I get more
beautiful every day.” replies Jane.

“Yes, but your husband’s an antique dealer!”

Somehow It’s True

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