Body: This woman was in the hospital and her doctor said,

“Congratulations this is your 10th baby! What are you going to name it?”

The lady responded “Taylor”

“Taylor? But you named your last nine kids Taylor”

“well” the lady said,”If I tell Taylor to clean their room all of them

do it!”

“But what if you want just one?” Ask the doctor inquisitively. “Then I

call them by their last name!!!”

The other day at work I ran into Bob. We chatted over lunch and he
dropped a bombshell on me.  ”Rodney” he said, “Becky and I are going to
get a divorce”.

I was stunned. “Why? What happened, you two seem so happy together”

“Well” he said, “ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change
me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking, running around at all hours of
the night and more. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine
arts, gourmet cooking, classical music and how to invest in the stock
market.”

“Are you a little bitter because she spent so much time trying to
change you.” I probed.

“Nah, I’m not bitter. Now that I’m so improved, she just isn’t good
enough for me.”

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Chilly Questions & Answers

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

Waiter: Would you like your black coffee?

Customer: What other colors do you have?

Manager: Sorry, but I can’t give u a job. I don’t need much help.

Job Applicant: That’s all right. In fact I’m just the right person in this case. You see, I won’t be of much help anyway!!

Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sport car around it.

Diner: You’ll drive me to my grave!

Waiter: Well, you don’t expect to walk there, do you?

Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!

Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!

Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!

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