In fact in this economy the only banking joke in ages !!

I was at my bank today; there was a short line. Just one lady in front
of me.

An Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was
obvious She was a little irritated.

She asked the teller, “Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla
fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?”

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, “Fluctuations.”

The Asian lady says, “Fluc you white people too!”

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“Are you hiring any help?” she asked.

“No. We already have all the help we need,” he said.

“Then would you mind getting someone to help me?” she asked.

You’re Next!

ลองอ่านเรื่องตลกสั้นๆ เรื่องนี้ดูครับ มุกนี้สุดยอดครับ

When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmother types used to come up to me, cackling, and telling me, ‘You’re next.’

They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

 ลองอ่านดู ประโยคขำๆ โดยเฉพาะคนที่กำลังจะแต่งงาน ไม่รู้ว่าจะโดนใจใครบ้างนะ

#CASE 1

Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

#CASE 2

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??” The other replied, “Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.”

#CASE 3

Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished.

#CASE 4

Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor’s degree and the woman gets her master’s status.

#CASE 5

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??” And the father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying for it.”

#CASE 6

Young son : “Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?”

Dad : “That happens in most countries son.”

#CASE 7

Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late.”

#CASE 8

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes

#CASE 9

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Affair ?

#CASE 10

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

#CASE 11

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” And the Husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it.”

#CASE 12

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classified : “Wife wanted”. The next day, he received hundreds letters. They all said the same thing “You can have mine.”

#CASE 13

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or his wife is new.

#CASE 14

A woman was telling her friend : “It is I who made my husband a millionaire.”

“And what was he before you married him?” the friend asked. The woman replied, “A Billionaire.”

(source:  fun_and_fun_only@yahoogroups.com)

Kids Are Quick

Recently, I got the jokes below from email forwarding.  Then, I thought it might be useful for everyone to read here.
Have Fun! 

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TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:        Here it is.
TEACHER:    Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:         Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE:      Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS:        Because George still had the axe in his hand.    
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TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:   A teacher
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