Answering Machine Messages

Here are some of the funny answering machine messages. Trust me!

Hi, this is Sara.

If you are the phone company, I’ve already sent the money.

If you are my parents, please send me the money.

If you are my financial aid institution, you didn’t lend me enough money.

If you are my friends, you owe me the money.

If you are a female, don’t worry I have a lot of money.

Hi, I’m probably home, I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like.

Leave me a message. And if I don’t call back, it’s you.