Chilly Questions & Answers

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

Waiter: Would you like your black coffee?

Customer: What other colors do you have?

Manager: Sorry, but I can’t give u a job. I don’t need much help.

Job Applicant: That’s all right. In fact I’m just the right person in this case. You see, I won’t be of much help anyway!!

Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sport car around it.

Diner: You’ll drive me to my grave!

Waiter: Well, you don’t expect to walk there, do you?

Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!

Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!

Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!

(Source: fun_and_fun_only@yahoogroups.com)