Customer: “Ok.”

Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”

Customer: “No.”

Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”

Customer: “No.”

Tech Support: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until
this point?”

Customer: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote click’.”

Aha…..

Source : jokes2u.com

Let’s watch this….The best marriage proposal in world history. I am sure you guys’re going to like it like I do.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hi5rmpAM8E

Answering Machine Messages

Here are some of the funny answering machine messages. Trust me!

Hi, this is Sara.

If you are the phone company, I’ve already sent the money.

If you are my parents, please send me the money.

If you are my financial aid institution, you didn’t lend me enough money.

If you are my friends, you owe me the money.

If you are a female, don’t worry I have a lot of money.

Hi, I’m probably home, I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like.

Leave me a message. And if I don’t call back, it’s you.

พอดีมีเรื่องสั้น มาให้อ่านดูเล่นครับ ขำๆ นะ

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch

when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.

 The Genie says, ‘I’ll give each of you just one wish.’

‘Me first! Me first!’ says the admin clerk. ‘I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.’

 Puff! She’s gone.

‘Me next! Me next!’ says the sales rep. ‘I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.’

Puff! He’s gone.

‘OK, you’re up,’ the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, ‘I want those two back in the office after lunch.’

Moral of the story
Always let your boss have the first say.