Where?

The ninety-five year old woman at the nursing home received a visit
from one of her fellow church members.

“How are you feeling?” the visitor asked.

“Oh,” said the lady, “I’m just worried sick!”

“What are you worried about, dear?” her friend asked.

“You look like you’re in good health. They are taking care of you,
aren’t they?”

“Yes, they are taking very good care of me.”

“Are you in any pain?” she asked.

“No, I have never had a pain in my life.”

“Well, what are you worried about?” her friend asked again.

The lady leaned back in her rocking chair and slowly explained her
major worry. “Every close friend I ever had has already died and gone on
to heaven. I’m afraid they’re all wondering where I went.”

(Source : jokes2u.com)

Let’s see whether  you agree or not.

No Good

A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two
Americans are waiting.

“Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?” he asks. The two
Americans just stare at him.

“Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?” he tries. The two continue to
stare. “Parlare Italiano?” No response. “Hablan ustedes Espanol?” Still
nothing.

The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted. The first American turns
to the second and says, “Y’know, maybe we should learn a foreign
language.”

“Why?” says the other. “That guy knew four languages, and it didn’t do
him any good.”